"2011 JOKES"

$$ A friend asks his friend for a cigarette. His friend says, "I think you made a New Year resolution to quit smoking". The man says, " I am in the process of quitting". Right now, I am in the middle of phase one. What's phase one? I've quit buying $$

$$ Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to $$

$$ For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice. And to make an end is to make a beginning $$